• Keisha: Wassup it's yours truly, Keisha.
  • Walter: Hey y'all it's Walter.
  • Kenneth: Yo wassup it's ya boy Kenneth.
  • All: And we are, MB's management team!
  • They feel shaking.
  • Ray: Hey, whats that shaking? I know you guys feel that right?
  • Roc: Oh, that may just be the aftershock of the earthquake me and justice made last night. (chuckles)
  • Ray: No you guys im serious.
  • Prince: Chill ray its probably just the washer and dryer downstairs.
  • Ray: WERE ON THE FIRST FLOOR AND THERE IS NO BASEMENT!
  • They feel a huge tremor.
  • MB: (Drops to the floor)
  • MB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Prince: Okay you guys maybe if we just find places in a peaceful manner.
  • Prod: (Pushes prince out fo the way and runs to the fridge)
  • Ray: WE GON DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Roc: ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX AGAIN!
  • Prince: You guys...-___-
  • Prod: (Comes back with chicken)
  • Everyone: (Looks at prod)
  • Prod: what? If we die then I at least want to have a decent last meal.
  • Roc: (takes underwear out of his pocket) Im gonna miss this life.
  • Prince: Come on you guys were not gonna die.
  • LMAOO at Roc xD

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… Damn, 10:03, missed it. 11:00 it is! 

what a funny blog

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